Oh, y'all will get a good kick out of this. It was like a really bad romantic comedy that involved all the men that have been close to me in the past few years. It was crazy.
It all started when I got engaged to Jalapeno. It wasn't really a romantic affair. It literally went like this:
"You wanna get married?"
"Sure."
And that's that.
We got the ring and all of a sudden, everyone was trying to end it. J. Lynch, Sam, and Barrett all of a sudden wanted to hang out with me more than usual. Each one of them tried to woo me over and failed miserably (guys, I love you, but you really did). Stephan tried to talk me out of going through with the engagement, but I kept turning him down. And just so you know, all of this was pissing Peno off into oblivion, and the more this kept occuring, the more pissed we would get with each other.
Then in comes Riko. You know, 'cause the douche canoe ex boyfriend always has to make an appearance.
And he was jealous.
Very jealous.
And I was very satisfied with that fact.
So with the help of J. Lynch, Sam and Barrett, the whole rest of the dream involved Riko trying to win me back. Peno was in a murderous rage, Stephan was trying to slap all of them back to their senses, and there eventually was a huge cat fight between all of them.
As for me? I sat in the corner with Nikki and watched while Dan recorded all this shit. It was very amusing.
This afternoon, I woke up and just laughed.
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