My Wedding (Day 21/30)

Day 21: Your dream wedding.

Mwahaha....ha.....hahahahahaha......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Is it sad that I don't even have a boyfriend and my friends are already calling me a bridezilla?? I have been dreaming about my wedding day for as long as I can remember, and as of right now there's only one word I can use to describe it:

Disney.

I would be the happiest woman on the PLANET if I was able to get married at at Disney World. I don't care if it's at the Wedding Pavilion (I've seen pictures and it's beautiful), or if it's at night in front of a lit-up Cinderella Castle (my preference), or even at one of the World Showcase pavilions in Epcot (it's happened before, people). If I get married at Disney World, I can die happy.

But I know I will never have that big of a wedding budget so on to Plan B.

Plan B is a simple wedding in Ohio. I'm Catholic so it's going to have to be in a church, my cousin/godfather who is a priest would take care of the ceremony, and I will walk down the aisle to the opening theme from "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time".

In the case of the wedding party, I hope whoever I'm marrying knows a lot of guys 'cause I will be having a lot of bridesmaids. Squirt has claimed the maid of honor spot since forever, and I know for a fact that my college girlies are all going to be bridesmaids, along with a few friends from home. I know I would want to involve some of my other cousins in the ceremony, so thank God I'm Catholic 'cause then I can ask them to do a reading or take up the gifts for Communion and all that jazz.

The dress has to be a ballgown. No exceptions. I don't care how big my tits are, if the girls on Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss can find a ballgown with their big ass boobs, then so can I. And my mother told me that she wasn't paying for my dress, so I can pick out whatever I want...as long as I can afford it.

So....yeah. That's my wedding plans. Now I just got to find a boy.