Brace yourselves. It's the long-dreaded Avengers post.
Now as you know, I usually try to save the fandom obsession for Tumblr, but as I said before, this is mu blog, so I post what I want. So there. No shame.
So here I go, answering all the prompts from this Avengers 30-day challenge in one big post.
You've been warned.
1: Favorite Pre-Avengers Movie
THOR. THOR THOR THOR THOR THOR. THOR. THOOOOOR. I mean, I love them all, I have them all...but THOR, MAN.
2: Favorite Avenger
Oh God you're making me pick. Thor. It's gotta be Thor. And I'm not just saying that because Loki doesn't count and since they're brothers it's the nest way to go.
Thor is like the cuddly teddy bear of the team. I mean, once you think about it, the main reason he came back to Earth in the first place was to bring his brother, whom he thought dead, back home where he belonged. Ugh. Thor feels are the worst 'cause you know he means well but then keeps getting fucked over by his brother and UGH.
3: Least Favorite Avenger
Truthfully, I really don't have a least favorite Avenger. Like, I should but I don't.
4: Favorite Non-Avenger
COULSON LIVES, MOTHERFUCKERS. FOUR FOR YOU, JOSS WHEDON. YOU GO, JOSS WHEDON.
Am I the only one excited for Agents of Shield? 'Cause I feel I'm the only one ridiculously excited for Agents of Shield.
5: Favorite Villain
Do I really have to answer this question?
6: Favorite Fight Scene
Thor vs Iron Man vs Captain America.
7: Favorite Official Art
8: Favorite Fan Art
Anything by Onac911 is hysterical, but this takes the cake for me:
9: Favorite Avengers Merchandise
Anything involving Loki. And J. Lynch got me an Avengers wallet. That's pretty badass.
10: Underrated Character
I don't think people give Bruce Banner enough love. I mean, yeah he's good for smashing things, but he's been through more shit than anyone on the team, even admitting that he attempted suicide. Guys, Bruce Banner is a true survivor. You go, Bruce.
11: Overrated Character
Okay, I love all my 'Vengers, and I hate to say this, but...it's Loki. I'm sorry. I'm a die-hard Loki fan and I'm even in the goddamn Loki fandom but a lot of people sympathize with him too much. I mean, yeah in Thor it's understandable since he finds out his whole life was a lie and became severely emotionally unstable and tries to kill himself only to fail, but UNTIL IT IS PROVEN OTHERWISE IN THOR 2, EVERYTHING IN THE AVENGERS WAS DONE OF HIS OWN FREE WILL. He fucked up BIG TIME in The Avengers, and everyone on Tumblr constantly goes on about how the Tessaract was taking control of him in some way, shape or form, but again, until it is proven otherwise, he shouldn't get as much sympathy as he did in Thor.
12: Favorite Gif
WHY STOP AT ONE?!
13: Favorite Location
Seriously, Asgard is gorgeous. I'm seriously looking forward to seeing more of it in Thor 2 in November.
14: Saddest Moment
"You give up the Tessaract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home."
I DID A TEN-PAGE PAPER ON THIS ENTIRE SCENE LAST SEMESTER. HIS FACE, YOU GUYS. LOOK AT HIS FACE. HE'S SO CONFLICTED LIKE I COULD WRITE AN ESSAY ON MY LOKI FEELS BUT I'M NOT GOING TO AT THE MOMENT UGH GO FUCK YOURSELF, TOM HIDDLESTON no I'm kidding I love you.
Oh, and let's not forget the "emotionally unstable son is hanging for his life over an abyss and you tell him 'no'" shit from the first Thor:
15: Favorite Pairing
Might as well come out now.
Mother, I ship men together.
OTP ("one true pairing"): Thorki (Thor/Loki). LOKI'S ADOPTED IT'S TECHNICALLY NOT INCEST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Other Ships: Stony (Captain America/Iron Man, also known as "superhusbands"), Science Bros (Hulk/Iron Man), Clintasha (Hawkeye/Black Widow), Pepperony (Pepper Potts/Iron Man), and the occasional Frostiron (Loki/Iron Man).
16: Marvel Character You Wish Was Included
I wish Spider Man can get his moment and be in a future Avengers movie 'cause everyone always makes fun of Spider Man not being a part of the Avengers and it's really sad. That and I just want Deadpool to drop by and annoy the living shit out of everyone.
17: Favorite Poster
This is the poster I have on my wall:
18: Favorite Quote
"If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch "Supernanny" while you drool into the carpet." - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man 2
19: Funniest Quote
Thor: Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard, and he is my brother.
Black Widow: He killed 80 people in two days.
Thor:.....he's adopted.
20: Favorite Eyes
Excuse me, sir, who gave you permission to melt my soul with your gorgeous blue eyes?
21: Favorite Actor
THOMAS WILLIAM LIFE-RUINING PERFECT AS SHIT HOW ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN MOTHERFUCKING HIDDLESTON UGH YOU RUIN MY LIFE.
22: Favorite Name
Da fuq? Favorite name? It's bad enough I have to pick a favorite Avenger but you want me to pick a favorite name?! Well fuck you too.
23: Power You Wish You Had
Need I say more?
24: Favorite Costume
25: Favorite Weapon
Mjolnir. Definitely Mjolnir. I would give people a nice bonk on the head if I had Mjolnir...
26: Funniest Moment
27: Movie With the Best Soundtrack
Iron Man 2. It's pretty much all AC/DC songs with the occasional rock-orchestra and it sounds extremely badass.
28: Character You're Most Like
Loki. We're both just a big ball of angst that thinks everyone in the world is against us. It's a complicated relationship.
29: Saddest Character Death
I would say Loki, but Loki lived so that wouldn't be a death, and then I would say Coulson, but Coulson is alive and getting his own TV show, so that's not really a death either, and then I'd say Bucky Barnes but apparently he's the villain in Captain America: The Winter Soldier so that's not a death either, so then I'd say Yinsen in Iron Man 'cause he manages to help Tony escape from the terrorists and then they show a flashback of Tony blowing him off at a New Year's Eve party in Iron Man 3 and UGH.
30: Favorite Moment
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Until next time, bitches.
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