Dreams Are Weird

Okay, so if y'all have been around here for a while, you know that I have a history of having freakishly weird dreams. Well...they've definitely been weird as fuck os of lately.

So now that I'm back in my school rut, it's that time of the semester when I start having stress-induced weird dreams. I can't really remember any specific dreams to rant about, but I have noticed a few things that keep popping up in said dreams.

For some reason, a lot of my dreams involve me smoking. Now, I'm a non-smoker. Very very few of my friends smoke, and nobody (that I know of) in my family is a smoker. Yet almost every single dream I've been having lately involves me reaching for a cigarette. At first, even subconsciously, I was like "OH MY FUCKING GOD MY MOTHER'S GONNA FUCKING SHOOT ME", but then after a few dreams no fucks are given. So my dreams involve me killing my lungs in the name of relaxation. Woohoo.

Second thing I've noticed is that my dreams switch between 2 places: Disney World and work. Mostly Disney World. Sometimes my coworkers and I are at Disney World. Sometimes Disney World is a distorted version of places I've been to here in Ohio. Hell, sometimes Disney World and Cedar Point are mashed into one big mega park. It's weird.

Also, I have no romantic dreams anymore. That's a plus. Now it's mostly me and my friends and coworkers having an adventure in whatever makeshift Disney World my mind decides to come up with. It's all just...really fucking weird. Let's be honest here.

I don't know if it's a big deal if the same things keep recurring in my dreams, or if it's just my subconscious being weird. This is all just really weird.

I've said the word "weird" a lot in this post; let's see how much more I can do: my life is weird. My oily skin problems are weird. I bought a Spyro game last week and the mechanics are kinda weird. My coworker is jealous of mine and Caity's love but he covers it up by calling us weird. The writers of Supernatural are weird homophobic asswipes. Life is weird. Blogging is weird. Why am I saying all this weird shit. This is weird.