Okay.
I just finished my first draft (ugh) of my next essay, like, about an hour ago. It was more of a pain in the ass than my last essay. However, for this essay, we had to write a cover letter that answers a set of questions that my professor assigned. I answered them the way a respectable college student would, but it definitely was not how I really wanted to answer them.
So I decided to put that on here instead.
1. What is your goal with this essay? What does this piece of writing attempt to do?
My goal with this essay is to let one of my peers read it and call it shit, then take it back to the "writing consultants" so they can read it and call it shit, then turn it back in to you so you can read it and call it shit. I actually did halfway decent on my last essay, but I know for a fact that this essay is gonna be the one to fuck up my grade, since the last one wasn't an analysis of a book I didn't even finish. What the fuck is an analysis and how do you write one about a book you never even fucking finished? This piece of writing is attempting to try and sound halfway decent like it's predecessor, but failing miserably.
2. What do you consider the strongest aspect of the essay - that is - what do you feel is working best?
Nothing. This essay is a piece of shit.
3. What aspect of the essay are you least satisfied with at this time? What kind of feedback do you especially want from your peers?
This whole essay is shit. I had no fucking idea what to write about, since I actually decided to take time to comprehend the book instead of reading it like a speed demon. I just hope that whoever reads this pathetic excuse for an analysis doesn't rip their eyes out of their sockets right on the spot. That would be nasty. And disturbing.
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