College Hijinks I'll Tell My Future Offspring About (Part 1)

It's a happy post, guys! Besides the fact that my ex texted me this weekend saying I'm a bitch and I ruined his life but we won't get into that right now.

So far, everything my friends and I have done in college has been wacky as hell, which made me think. Are these things I'm going to tell my future offspring when they get to be this age?

Fuck yes they are.

So, to lighten up the mood on this solemn piece o'shit blog, I now present to you the first of many posts that will involve:

College Hijinks I'll Tell My Future Offspring About

1. Watching/Playing Slender

How many of y'all have heard of Slender? Well, if you haven't heard of Slender, it's a free game that involves the internet meme "Slender Man", which is a tall, faceless man that apparently eats children. The game involves you walking around a forest - at night - with nothing but a flashlight. Your objective is to find 8 random "pages" in said forest before Slender Man kills you.

As of right now, this is the game that makes grown man weep like little girls. It's fucking hysterical.

If you're not a brave soul who would actually try playing Slender (like myself), watching it is just as fun. YouTube is packed with Slender reaction videos, and all of them are hilarious. I love the ones where Smosh plays it, and the Rage Quit versions:

 

 

2. Watching Rage Quit = instant hilarity.

Rage Quit. Holy shit.

Rage Quit is a series that's part of a YouTube Channel called Achievement Hunter. A dude named Michael plays these random ass games, which always ends up with him cursing and ranting at it (imagine me playing Zelda, except 10x more hysterical). My friends and I watch those videos whenever we can and we always end up pissing ourselves. My personal favorite is when Michael plays the game "No Luca No", just because it reminds me so much of my cats back home.

3. Singing the Cloud Song
 Ah, the Cloud Song.

The Cloud Song is about the one and only Cloud Strife. Cloud is the main character of Final Fantasy VII. My friends and I sing this song on a daily basis.

4. Getting Mistaken as Lesbians
I can see it now:

"Your Aunts and I got mistaken for lesbians when we were in college."

"......awesome."

5. Cosplaying Around Campus
It's not every day that you see Gaara, Zero, Medusa, a pirate wench and Haruhi Suzumiya walking around campus. My friends and I were hungry, so we walked to get food in our cosplay. We got weird looks but it was totally worth it. Geeks rule!


Well, that's all I got for now. It's still only the first semester of my freshman year, but the list will definitely get longer!