While watching Princess Tutu and perusing Facebook, a bunch of things that I want to say but get bitched at for saying kept constantly popping into my mind. I'm not mentioning names, but I just needed to get them out of my system:
"I feel like everything you said to me was a lie. I never had the heart to lie to you, yet I feel like you lied to me for 2 years."
"No. Just....no. Shut the fuck up."
"You're both assholes. Now do me a favor and go fuck yourselves sideways with a spatula so the world will be rid of your stupidity."
"Don't get your hopes up, tiger. You're not getting in my pants and you're certainly not getting a view of my knockers."
"You are a hopeless little bitch who needs to get a life and stop hitting on boys older than you."
"You look like a cheap hooker and it gives people the wrong impression of you. You're not an easy catch. Don't make the horny assholes think that."
"Hell isn't just a curse word. It can also be used as a proper noun."
"I hope your next girlfriend is worse than me."
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