Day 7: list 5 of your pet peeves.
Oh this is about to be a hell of a lot of fun. I have a shit ton of pet peeves as it is.
1) People talking/ babies crying in the movie theater. People, I did not pay $8 to listen to your commentary or hear your baby throw a temper tantrum, so either duct tape your mouth shut or take your screaming kid out of the theater before I do it for you. Seriously.
2) People randomly breaking out into song. Life isn't Broadway. Unless you're Jalapeno.
3) Mary being on the right side of Baby Jesus in a Nativity scene. No joke, guys, I am seriously OCD about this. If Mary is not on the left, I will not hesitate to move her for you.
4) People touching Macky. Guys, Macky is my baby. Like, the way I care about this computer is the way someone would treat their own child. Unless I give you permission or I want you to see what I'm looking at, don't touch him unless you want to lose a hand (or unless you're Rachel who sits with me on the top bunk and browses with me).
5) Talking to me in the car while I have headphones on. When I'm in the car and my headphones are on, it means that I am either contemplating sleeping or I just have the need to listen to music. My mother has this thing that as soon as I put both headphones on, she starts talking. Like, really? You couldn't do it when I had one ear free? Seriously?
The list keeps going but those are the only ones I can think of for now.
WHAT TIME IS IT?! CERTAINLY NOT ADVENTURE TIME! It's speech research time.
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