Well, since Christmas is coming up....
1) iPhone/iPad. It's a very subtle lust, though. I don't want one of these because everyone has them and they're the shit. I only want them because they are portable devices that are compatible with Macky. Which will make things very convenient. I'd have a mini Macky wherever I go.
2) My Disney movies. I was sick today. Usually when I'm sick, I watch Disney movies. Guess what my mother refused to let me bring to college? Yup. At least I had The Avengers.
3) Smaller boobs. A lot of girls complain about how tiny-titted they are. You want back problems that damn bad, huh?
4) A Minnie Mouse tattoo. Just a small one. On the back of my shoulder. Where it's easy to hide.
5) Fruit Snacks. I HAVE NOT HAD FRUIT SNACKS FOR MONTHS. I NEED THEM. I NEED THEM NOW. NOW, DAMMIT.
Why can't you have fruit snacks??
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