1. When was your first time playing The Legend of Zelda, what game was it, and how was your experience?
The first time I played Zelda was in 2003, when I got Wind Waker for Christmas. I just got my Game Cube the year before, and even though I had no knowledge of Zelda whatsoever, I just had to have "the best game of the year".
I got stuck at the Forsaken Fortress.
I didn't go back and beat it until I was in high school.
2. What game would you consider to be your favorite, why? When did you first play this game?
My favorite game, hands down, is Twilight Princess. The story is phenomenal, the graphics were amazing (especially for a Game Cube game) the weapons are awesome, the side-quests aren't that tedious, and it's just plain addicting. I got it the summer of my sophomore year of high school when I got my Wii, but since I wanted to play it at my house and my dad's, I got the Game Cube version. I was immediately addicted and would play it for hours.
One time, my mom grounded me from my Wii, and I was so scared that she would take away Twilight Princess that I took it and my Game Cube memory card to school and gave it to Riko so he could "keep it safe" until I could play it at his house or until it was my dad's weekend.
3. Which game do you think has the best plot-line, why?
Twilight Princess. I think that all Zelda games have a pretty good plot-line, but Twilight Princess is a lot more darker and tragic in a sense, which really drew me in from the start.
Plus if you compare post-Ocarina and post-Twilight Princess fan fictions, the Twilight Princess ones make a hell of a lot more sense.
4. Which Goddess are you most like Din (Power), Farore (Courage), Nayru (Wisdom), why?
Uuuuh...I'm gonna go on a whim here and say Nayru, considering the facts that I am neither courageous or powerful, but some of my friends find me kind of wise.
5. Which game do you personally think is the most challenging and most easiest, why?
I have such a problem beating the goddamn DS games. I'm not even half way through Phantom Hourglass and Squirt had to buy the fucking guide book for Spirit Tracks because it was that bad.
As for easiest, I would say Wind Waker. Once I went back and braved the Forsaken Fortress it was all smooth sailing. Get it? Sailing??? Aaaaah Wind Waker humor.
6. Favorite and least favorite item(s)? Which would you want to be real?
Oh dear God...um...favorite would have to be the Hawkeye and bomb arrows in Twilight Princess. Both items make using the Hero's Bow so much easier, especially for the Arbiter's Grounds when you have to fight the horde of Bulblins before you enter the dungeon itself.
Least favorite is the ball 'n' chain from Twilight Princess.
YOU ONLY USE IT FOR ONE DUNGEON. THEN AFTER THAT IT'S USELESS. IT'S LIKE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER THAT'S AWESOME AT FIRST AND THEN WEIGHS YOU DOWN.
7. If you were to be any character in the games who would you prefer to be, or who do you relate to the most, why?
I wanna be Zelda. Then I can fulfill my dreams of being a badass princess.
8. Between all the sidekicks, which is your favorite, or which do you think is the most helpful?
I LOVE Midna from Twilight Princess and the King of Red Lions from Wind Waker. They only talk when it's necessary.
Day 9: What is your favorite song from the series, why?
"Title Theme" - Ocarina of Time
I AM WALKING DOWN THE AISLE TO THIS SHIT I GIVE NO FUCKS WHAT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH THINKS MUSIC IS MUSIC AND THIS MUSIC IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND I WANT IT AT MY WEDDING DAMMIT.
10. What is your favorite version of Link and Zelda, why?
Definitely Twilight Princess. Just look at how regal Zelda looks, and Link's design in this game is more rugged than the other games.
11. If you could own any of the masks from Majora’s Mask which one would you pick, why?
BUNNY HOOD BUNNY HOOD BUNNY HOOD THEN I WON'T BE THE SLOWEST OUT OF MY FRIENDS ANYMORE.
12. Which sword is your favorite?
The Master Sword. Nothing can beat the Master Sword.
13. Which character do you think Link should fall in love with (if any), why?
ZELDA.
IT'S CANON, YOU GUYS.
ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE CANON.
SKYWARD SWORD HAS PROVED THIS.
14. Which ocarina song do you wish worked in the real world, why?
The Song of Time.
"Shit I had a paper due today? Give me a second, lemme go back in time and do it."
15. Which of Link’s tunics and/or armor suits would be most useful to you if real, why?
I would love to have the Zora Tunic/Armor. Then I can breathe underwater and scare the shit out of people in the ocean.
16. If you play the game from another players point of view, whose would it be and why? (Ex: if you pick Ganondorf, you’d be playing as the villain.)
I think it would be awesome to play Ocarina of Time from Zelda/Sheik's point of view. Like, don't you wonder what she's been doing when she's not giving Link hints and teaching him new songs?
17. A story about your first cucco attack, what was it like?
Fortunately I have not (yet) been attacked by cuccos.
However I have been attacked by pigs multiple times in Wind Waker.
18. Which shield is your favorite?
Mirror Shield hands down. I mean, come on, it REFLECTS shit!
19. Your favorite race – of all the races, which would you most like to be, why?
Hylian. I get elf ears. That or Twili 'cause I function better later in the day.
20. Which 2-D games would you like to see be revamped and for which console?
I think the original Legend of Zelda would make a pretty sweet Wii game.
21. One of your own theories you’ve conjured up?
I'm too dumb to think of my own theories.
22. Any location in any of the games you’d want to be real, why?
ZORA'S DOMAIN. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW AWESOME THAT'D BE DURING THE SUMMER?!
23. Favorite mini-games in shops to play?
I kind of try to stay away from mini-games just because I'm terrible at them.
24. From your favorite game, list in order the temples from your favorite to least.
Twilight Princess:
- Temple of Time
- Arbiter's Grounds
- Forest Temple
- Hyrule Castle
- City in the Sky
- Goron Mines
- Snowpeak Ruins
- Twilight Palace
Navi.
Why Miyamoto.
AND WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO TRANSLATE TRIFORCE CHARTS IN WIND WAKER?!
398 RUPEES.
PER CHART.
THE ONLY REASON I HAVE NOT FINISHED THAT GAME IS BECAUSE I KEEP GOING BROKE FROM GIVING A FUCKING MIDDLE-AGED ASIAN MAN DRESSED AS A FUCKING FAIRY ALL MY RUPEES.
26. From re-deads, to deadhands, wallmasters and skulltulas and so on, which always scared or still scares you the most?
Wind Waker's floor masters. Ugh. THEY FUCKING FOLLOW YOU AND THEN GRAB YOU AND IT'S SCARY AS SHIT.
27. Favorite and least favorite cut-scene?
Favorite (Twilight Princess):
Least favorite (from one of the CD-I games that will not be named):
28. Your version of the timeline of the games?
I just follow the official one that they released in Hyrule Historia.
29. Favorite side-quest, why?
Getting Biggoron's Sword in Ocarina of Time. It was a total pain in the ass...but totally worth it. Just make sure you have Epona before you start it. Trust me.
30. Your expectations/thoughts on Skyward Sword and/or Ocarina of Time re-make?
LOVE LOVE LOVE THE ZELDA/LINK SHIPPING IN SKYWARD SWORD.
IT'S CANON YOU GUYS, I'M TELLING YOU.
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